It's FIVE! (Facebook)

[Facebook v1.0 = LAME!]

Damn a few things: Last.fm's scrobbler: It's not transmitting our tunes; Flixster can't find Woman is a Woman; and Twitter just sucks. But why do we care about these things? What t** fuck are these things? We dunno; but they're all on our Facebook now! You can even share news stories, to make it look like you've been, you know, reading the newspaper. See [poor-quality] image below. Facebook is totally the cooler, Wall Street trader, striped-shirt wearing, non-smoking goes to the gym, Red Bull + Vodka-drinking, Alphabet-City-apartment-complex-buying older brother of MySpace... Wwwwait... this is a good thing?

Idiocracy

[This is not funny = This is as funny as Idiocracy.]

We just figured out why we didn't like Idiocracy. It was boring, the jokes were dull, and the only persistent image it carried out was an increasingly pessimistic, ultimately quite cynical disposition. The kind of disposition that leads to movements like the involuntary sterilization of white trash.

[Facebook + Thong - Shirt = Rules]

We love facebook. Clean design aesthetic; stalker-tracker mini-feed; they just opened it up to highschoolers; etc. Facebook us.