22 August 2006

Like, so ridic!

--So, I was, like, reading the paper.
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--No, online.
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--It's still called a paper, dude. Even if it is online, it's still a paper.
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--Really. Why do you think they have print and online editions? They're editions of the paper.
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--Well, it's just like how people call condoms rubbers--they're not made of rubber: That's just what they're still called.
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--Yeah. So I was read an article about how this group of, like, investors made money off this hedge fund. And, yeah, and, like, Rocky invested money and he made all this money and now the other investors want the money back because Rocky, like, cashed out before they all lost their money.
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--Sylvester Stallone.
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--Yeah, he's the one that played Rocky.
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--No, that's On the Waterfront. How the fuck can you confuse those two?
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--Anyway, so other people are suing, like, these hedge fund people. The people that lost money. And, like, this one guy said the funniest thing. This guy that was involved in this, like, hedgefund run by Bayou Management said,
Individuals who profited "should be sharing the pain," says Jeff Marwil, the federal trustee in charge of liquidating Bayou. "Our goal is to equalize in a fair and equitable fashion."
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--Yeah. The stupid fucker was investing his money in a hedgefund and he has the fuckin stones, to, like, spout some socialist workers' union shit about fairness and equality. I don't think that, like, Fidel is all going to Prudential or whatever shit and sayin, like, Hey invest our money. We need to make tons and tons of money to, like, distribute it to the people in a fair and equitable fashion. Investment bankers are, like, the antithesis of socialists.
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--Yeah. He should stop working 80 hour weeks and start hanging out in coffee shops and smoke clove cigarettes. Fuckin hippie.