[riding retro.]
We were all like reading the Chuck Norris rules thing because, well, yeah bored etc etc. And then we were all like whoa.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will get zero results. It just doesn't happen.
It turns out that for this to be a fact, it has to be false. Rather, for this to be a proposition, it has to be false. Because once it is written on the Interwebs, it becomes a target for Google. Like Godel's thing or Russell's or whatever. 'Tevs! We'd talk more but this dreary guy just walked up to us and made us start doing work. Totes stoops.
